A spectre is haunting Europe...

...so I say, no, the cobbler ate the pie and the baker ate the shoes, oh how we all laughed and -

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Hi. I'm TV's Hartley Ward. On my show, Restless Pants, I play somewhat of a joker, but what I'd like to talk to you about today is no joke. That's right, Communism. This godless travesty, along with the Hebrew race, has- oh, oh I'm sorry. So sorry. Wrong day. What are we selling today? OK, I'm being told we're selling Erik's "Blog." I don't know what the hell that is. Is that some sort of drug? Yes? Alright, well, what is it? What? Just read the card? Alright...let's see...gotta get the old spectacles out, not a spring chicken you know...ok, what have we here...

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Good. Fine job everyone. I mean it. You're who makes it happen. Now get me a highball and my slippers. So long WQRX of Scranton, and Good Night.